A few conversations with E...
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As we are passing a cemetery...
Momma, are all those people dead.
Yes honey.
Are they all in heaven now?
Well, honey some of them are... you only go to heaven if you have accepted Jesus in your heart. If you turn away from Jesus, you don't go to heaven.
Ohhhh, so they are with that guy?
What guy honey?
You know, the debil.
You mean the devil?
Yeah, the debil. He throws all the old people in hot lava, right Momma?
Hey honey, look at that cute doggie over there...
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Momma... I want tic tac toe.
You want to play tic tac toe?
No mom. I want tic tac toe.
Hmmm... oh, you mean you want a tic tac?
Yeah... can I have a tic tac toe?
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As we are eating dinner...
Momma, is Jesus with us right now?
Yes honey, He is.
He is right here by the table?
Well yes...
Momma, why didn't you make Jesus any dinner? That isn't nice that we are eating dinner in front of Him and not sharing with Him. Jesus wants us to share. We need to get Jesus some meatloaf.
1 comment:
Hilarious! And good thing you weren't having porkloin!
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